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coltsigma
30-05-2015, 19:39
As the title says what happens when you crash into the cars drivin by any of the devs team anyone? Thanks in advance.

Bealdor
30-05-2015, 19:41
Try it and find out. ;)

You'll unlock an achievement.

mire2
30-05-2015, 20:00
They suddenly know who you are, come to your house and break your legs for crashing them :P

LADY GEMMA JANE
30-05-2015, 20:05
They suddenly know who you are, come to your house and break your legs for crashing them :P

HAHA epic )

dyr_gl
30-05-2015, 20:05
Man, must suck being one of them. Is a gentle touch enough?

Roger Prynne
30-05-2015, 20:08
They get out of the car and punch you in the face.

Bealdor
30-05-2015, 20:10
Man, must suck being one of them. Is a gentle touch enough?

Probably, but I'd go head on with full throttle just for the lulz to be sure. :p

ctd
30-05-2015, 20:16
You get banned.

RetroNooB
30-05-2015, 22:28
They all form a cue then 1 by 1 they give you a wedgie and a chinese burn, but be warned dont do anything that may cause the wookie to lose! You must let him win. ;)

GraySmithMusic
31-05-2015, 01:41
Also counts if they crash into you...

coltsigma
31-05-2015, 13:57
Love the replies but seriously what happens

JessicaWalter
31-05-2015, 13:59
i did it and it happened

Daynja
31-05-2015, 14:08
You are prompted by the game to drive better and not crash in the first place. This prompt appears every time you load the game(main menu back ground wallpaper). Your :WMD (fake twitter thing) posts to your page this same message showing it to your fake fans. Then your race engineer repeats this message every time you leave the pits no matter the game mode.

Steam will re verify your account standing as "hopeless" and will stay there until you stop crashing. You will need to complete and entire race season in career without incident in order to remove the messages and Steam account branding.

Your girlfriend and or wife, maybe both, depending on your realife "race craft", will be contacted.She will be given lots of shopping vouchers to buy stuff, if she continues to pass on the same message in your real life until you improve.Once you Steam status has reverted to normal after a complete race season has been completed without incident, SMS will no longer contact you GF/Wife,both with these vouchers (in the event of your GF/Wife/Both trying to get you to crash into a developer car again please report this to SMS immediately)

If you are currently unemployed in the GF/Wife/Both area we will require your nexk of kins contact information so that we can send the vouchers there. Failure to comply will end you license with SMS and you will be required to uninstall Project Cars.Failure to un install Project Cars will cause your PC/PS4/XBONE to melt with an overload of internet babe picture downloads at the rate of 19 gigflops (whatever that means) per second.










Please note that this post is complete sarcasm and SMS nor I are culpable for anything mentioned within this body of text.