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    Let's do some limericks

    Righto, I've had a few beers and came up with a limerick.

    There once was a game called Pcars2
    That at present is a big pile of poo
    But my head i do scratch
    Will it be fixed by a patch
    Thus avoiding being flushed down the loo.

    What ewe guys got?

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    Doth this reside in this forum
    my fellow you need some decorum
    off topic it should go
    but your whinging does show
    you, to be a sad little minnow
    o·pin·ion –noun
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    There was a thread
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    Oh wait, that was a Haiku...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Remco Van Dijk View Post
    There was a thread
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    Oh wait, that was a Haiku...
    Shouldn't a haiku be 17 (5/7/5) on (syllables)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Invincible View Post
    Shouldn't a haiku be 17 (5/7/5) on (syllables)?
    Freeform haiku
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyNeil View Post
    Righto, I've had a few beers and came up with a limerick.

    There once was a game called Pcars2
    That at present is a big pile of poo
    But my head i do scratch
    Will it be fixed by a patch
    Thus avoiding being flushed down the loo.

    What ewe guys got?

    You're cryin' as if the wookie
    Just stole your last cookie
    I'd rather you stay calm
    Or I will tell your mom
    That you're playing hooky.


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