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    I have a feeling OzzyNeil is going to be banned soon.
    Or this thread will get locked.
    All limericks rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LukeC View Post
    I have a feeling OzzyNeil is going to be banned soon.
    He already was in the past
    His first limerick was his last

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    Or this thread will get locked.
    Maybe, but not yet
    Feel free to place your bet

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    All limericks rhyme, but this one doesn't.
    Leave that to the limerick enthusiast!
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    There once was a guy named Neil
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    'Cause Remco just gave him the heel
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    Some of the cadence work on these Limericks is paining me guys. We take it seriously in Ireland. Get the flow working!
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    Some Moderator's rhymes are mad
    not to hear them, I am glad
    but mine aren't better
    just random weird chatter
    And that's the best one I have had.
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    Some guy thought he could neatly
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    Win a Limerick battle against mods
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Bell View Post
    Some of the cadence work on these Limericks is paining me guys. We take it seriously in Ireland. Get the flow working!
    Lets see a better one from you then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Prynne View Post
    Lets see a better one from you then
    I've already written the best one here....
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