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    There once was a Wookiee
    Who really liked his nookie
    But enough was said
    When in his bed
    Perhaps he should have a cookie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Bell View Post
    Some of the cadence work on these Limericks is paining me guys. We take it seriously in Ireland. Get the flow working!
    Fixed! (The first one I wrote.)

    But non-native speakers should get some leeway IMO
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    A limerick is not easy to make
    The Wookie says "don't make it fake"
    In Ireland they know
    Like he did just show
    I'll stick to just make offenders shake
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    Quote Originally Posted by Konan View Post
    A limerick is not easy to make
    The Wookie says "don't make it fake"
    In Ireland they know
    Like he did just show
    I'll stick to just make offenders shake
    Now that is proper cadence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bealdor View Post
    Some guy thought he could neatly
    Complain about nothin' concretely
    Could beat the mods
    Against all odds
    But it backfired completely.
    Better, Ian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bealdor View Post
    Better, Ian?
    Lines 3, 4 and 5 are stilted and missing a syllable... You asked
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    For proper Irish Limericks it goes like this, ignore the rhyming...

    Ta da da ta da da ta da dahh
    Ta da da ta da da ta da dahh
    Tah da dah ta da dah
    Tah da dah ta da dah
    Ta da da ta da dah ta da dahh

    Or as close as
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    I stay up too late posting on this forum here
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    I might be back but when?
    I guess it all depends
    On whether or not IB says, "I've got something for you to hear!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Bell View Post
    Lines 3, 4 and 5 are stilted and missing a syllable... You asked
    In this case, I'd like to refer to my initial response in this thread:

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    I told you I suck at rhyming.
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    A thread about posting patch complaints
    In rhyme and with unfounded attaints
    Was deftly led
    By the Irish Head
    To a lesson in rhyming constraints
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